Sheesh,will Axl and his new Guns ever show up on time?
Does he get his wig freshly cornrolled before every performance,so it'z nice n' tight and his face is pulled up snuggly all the way to the back of his skull?
Or doez he get his kicks making the fans wait for almost two hourz so "the drunker we get,the better they sound" rule takez effect?
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